Oodles of doodles and random shnoodles

Booger brains and snot plugged drains making living life all the more insane
like peeling nails and rubber banding puppy dog tails we'll shop at ross if all else fails
Though hiking hills can give us thrills unless it's hot then I'd rather chill
But climbing trees with birds and bees will help you see that we're all monkeys
but if you fall I'll have to call and tell the doc that your name is paul
for then we must hide our identities inside so that no one will know that it's really high tide
though random it seems, like beef that's not lean, but what the heck we'll take one for the team
cuz fat we may get, though the lard will not set, so our arteries really have no need to fret
Being young and so tough we lift all sorts of stuff, but soon grow tired cuz we'd had enough
So in the end we sit and mend and ponder the day that we've spent with a friend

Men are lions

So today while I was plucking my oh so girly eyebrows, I began wondering why men are hairy and women aren't (well not nearly as hairy as men.. I hope).  I began comparing the hairiness of all types of male and female animals and realized that men are supossed to let their hair grow out.  It's a way of attracting the opposite sex, or displaying dominance. Men are lions! The longer their hair is the older they are and therefore more wise, according to lion standards. However, in lion standards males have a whole pride of wives, and I don't think I like that.. and I don't think God would like that either. So! Therefore, I conclude that men are just hairy beasts unrelated to lion standards. Maybe their chins just have the tendency to be colder than womens so men grow beards. Thats it! since women are meant to make babies they have more body fat so they run warmer then men do!  to make up for their lack of heat men are just extremely hairy. It all makes sense now! But what about asian men...?  man! i give up...

inkitty binkitty bonkitty bin
men have hair growing out of their chin
it pokes out of their nose and covers their toes,
oh I wish it would grow back in

THE END

You know someone's a nerd when they walk into the engineering building just for the fun of it on their summer break.  Not that I did that..

Why did God create allergies?

I woke up today with a stuffed up nose and watery irritated eyes. I look like I just jumped out of a horror movie... And no matter how hard I try to blow my nose nothing comes out!(maybe a little too much information. hehe )    but grr! Why do we need allergies? Is there, or has there ever been a reason for them? Did asians somehow benefit from being allergic to alcohol(other than avoiding drinking it)? Or what about being lactose intolerant?  Or being allergic to cute little kitties? 

The way I see it is that God made everything for a reason. But I don't get allergies...